After lunch, the waitress asked if I wanted dessert. I tried to politely decline and said, “I was eyeing that pie but I’m a little too full.”
She replied, “Well you can always take it to go.”
I couldn’t make a legitimate argument and ate the damn pie right then and there without bothering to get it to go.
Then I lost another dollar to the lottery.
Scratch-Off Count: -$2
States Scratched: 4