Winooski, Vermont

Added on by Nathan Hoang.

I met Mechelle and her friends before they were off to a drag king show, and her native Vermonter girlfriend, Rachel, described Vermont as a billboard-less utopia, whose capital is the only one in the nation without a McDonald’s, all smothered in maple syrup.

Also a two other interesting tidbits she told me: The same guy who designed Boulder, Colorado also designed Burlington, which explains why the street malls are so similar and possibly optimized for vagabonds, and that the cat likes to claw at your feet when you’re asleep, which explains why I woke up in the middle of night with a cat clawing at my feet.