Germany’s language is like their flag: unpleasant.
English is a Germanic language, sure, but at least when Betsy Ross put the Star-Spangled Banner together, she picked an awesome color palette and an awesome pattern.
I’m a little early for Flag Day and (Founding) Father’s Day but with the World Cup underway, this one’s for Team USA.
A couple years ago, I made a patterned flag for Team USA while they competed in London for the 2012 Summer Olympic Games and hung it over my building's roof so our neighbors wouldn't get our allegiance mixed up.
This year, we have new neighbors (I think?), therefore, this.